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There's been a big fight in the biscuit tin. A Bandit called Rocky, who was Crackers, hit a Penguin over the head with a Club, tied him to a Wagon Wheel with a Blue Riband+ made his Breakaway in a Taxi. Police say Rocky was last seen just After Eight by a Viscount from Maryland, Hobnobbing with a Ginger Nut, + 2 accomplices, one known as Gary Baldi, + the other known only to the Police as Rich T. Unfortunately they dont have a Crumb of evidence. So the Jammie Dodger might get away with it !

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QUOTE(b7 blk @ 18 Dec 2009, 07:21 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
How many times did you write that before you got it right?!

Oh the beauty of the iPhone and cut and paste
 

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QUOTE(Lancastrian @ 18 Dec 2009, 06:31 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Were they drinking Bourbon or Malted Milk ?

According to Police Inspector Randy CRAWFORD they were tested for a number of things but found their DIGESTIVE systems were all clear
 

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QUOTE(PHILJB @ 19 Dec 2009, 07:32 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Very good, I can,t waffer your next one.

I would VISCOUNT on being a good one, I CHEDDAR to think what it might be
 
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