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A man goes to bed and reaches over to his wife. He starts sliding his
hand slowly across her back, shoulders, then down her side just
glancing her breasts, then carries on down her side and legs. He
slides her legs apart & slowly runs his hand up and down the inner
side of her thighs. He moves back towards the top and stops. His wife
gasps.
"Why have you stopped? " He says, "I've found the remote. Go back to
sleep !"
 

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very funny mate lmao

heres one for ya.
3 men in the pub bragging about how good they are in bed.
1st bloke says " i made love to my wife last night & i swear she was in such ecstasy she lifted 4" off the bed"
2nd bloke says " well last night when i made love to the wife she lifted 2 foot in the air in total ecstasy"
3rd bloke says " i made love to my beautifll wife last night and she hit the roof"
"wow" say the first two "how'd you manage that"
"easy" he says. " when we finished i wiped my c**k on the curtains!"
 

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QUOTE(stingy @ 12 Feb 2010, 08:45 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>very funny mate lmao

heres one for ya.
3 men in the pub bragging about how good they are in bed.
1st bloke says " i made love to my wife last night & i swear she was in such ecstasy she lifted 4" off the bed"
2nd bloke says " well last night when i made love to the wife she lifted 2 foot in the air in total ecstasy"
3rd bloke says " i made love to my beautifll wife last night and she hit the roof"
"wow" say the first two "how'd you manage that"
"easy" he says. " when we finished i wiped my c**k on the curtains!"


 
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