So come on then chaps, favourite quotes, scenes and episodes?
Homer joins the naval reserve:
"I'm a man of few words .......... Any questions?"
"Errr, is the poop deck really what I think it is?"
"I like the cut of your jib"
"What's a jib?"
"HA! Promote that man!"
Bart ends up at a Catholic school:
"So it's sacrilege your spoutin now"
"What it's to ya Irish?"
"My name's Father Sean and I used to be an honourary wee cuss myself until one day after a drunken brawl with me dad"
"'You're just like your mother, can't take a punch', so there I was in the gutter pickin up me teeth when St Peter himself appears before me. 'Sean, you wan*er,' he says, 'repent of your wicked ways or sod off.' Then he gobbed in me face and turned back into street light."