QUOTE(andybaxta @ 29 Dec 2009, 11:51 AM)
<{POST_SNAPBACK}>If you answer yes to more than two of the following questions then a dump valve is for you;
1. Have you ever gone to McDonalds to park and not eat the food?
2. Do you have mates who shorten their name with a 'z' or 'ce' e.g. Daz, Baz, Trace, Stace?
3. Have you bought anything with the following brands - Burberry, Henry Lloyd?
4. Do you enjoy driving up to 7000 revs in first gearing then dumping the clutch and stopping again?
5. Have you or do you own a sovereign ring?
6. Are you getting offended by ANY of the above or below questions?
7. Have you ever put your tracksuit bottoms into your socks when NOT playing a sport?
8. Have you ever worn shoes with tracksuit bottoms?
9. Does your current or former girlfriend wear large hooped earings?
10. Do you have two ears pierced (as a man) and wear large faux-diamonte stones in them?
No offence to anyone who does any of this - please see question 6.
I have shortened my name to Dazza for the purposes of this site alone, but i do none of the above apart from that, i think dump valves are an extension of your
and hate all chavs with the burning passion of 1,000,000 suns. But because i am "Dazza" i now feel i should buy a dump valve. Think it would go well with my long hair and guitar in the boot. . .? What do you reakon? Lol. Haha.
All of the above, absolutely brilliant! One of the best posts i've ever seen!