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We'll it looks like the President Of The Universe is slowly taking over the world from his cave. He's got a picture of himself on the Google front page


Whats next?
 

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QUOTE(Chaz @ 5 Nov 2009, 01:27 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Mind you, I am interested in seeing Hugos' 'Hot Fuzz' moment so if you could record it I would be grateful


The "President of the Universe" does have a weakness
, coppers jumping out at him from behind parked cars
you'd think he could eat with his mouth closed too


HUGO
 

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QUOTE(hugo2631 @ 5 Nov 2009, 09:27 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Oh for the love of man, is there anyway to escape this god!!!!!


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<sits quietly on his velvet lined throne, drawing his evil cape around him laughing softly.
Reaches for his "Fisher Price Book of Universe Conquering - Fully Padded and Laminated Edition" and ticks off "Item Number 13,487 - Bring Google to it's knees". Ponders his plan for "Item Number 13,488 - Ban Multi-Coloured Paperclips" and very slowly, and very deliberately, smiles an evil smile.......>
 

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QUOTE(Ryan @ 5 Nov 2009, 02:13 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Nooooo, not the paperclips
I don't know what I'd do without multi coloured paperclips.

Please sir, can't you think of anything else
PLEASE


Silence, you impertinent Earthling!!

You brought it on yourself with your persistent petulance.

Do they have multi-coloured paperclips on Venus? No. Do you hear anyone from Venus complaining? No.

It's always the bleedin' same with you "Earthies". It's all "Oooh, poor little me. Look at poor little me and my ornately coloured paper collating devices. Boo hoo."

Well, I've had enough. They're going. You'll have to find something else to eject your stuck CD's with.
 

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QUOTE(choccymonster @ 5 Nov 2009, 02:23 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Silence, you impertinent Earthling!!

You brought it on yourself with your persistent petulance.

Do they have multi-coloured paperclips on Venus? No. Do you hear anyone from Venus complaining? No.

It's always the bleedin' same with you "Earthies". It's all "Oooh, poor little me. Look at poor little me and my ornately coloured paper collating devices. Boo hoo."

Well, I've had enough. They're going. You'll have to find something else to eject your stuck CD's with.



Dave, Have you been eating too many Blue Smarties today?!
 

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You EVIL man
.........you'll never totally wipe out multi-coloured paper clips as I have come up with a cunning plan
. I have hidden my treasured clips away, somewhere you'll never find them in the vain hope that one day they will breed. I'll become the saviour of the earth when I re-populate the clips back into the wild behind your back
bringing joy to millions of people
 

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QUOTE(Ryan @ 5 Nov 2009, 02:39 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>You EVIL man
.........you'll never totally wipe out multi-coloured paper clips as I have come up with a cunning plan
. I have hidden my treasured clips away, somewhere you'll never find them in the vain hope that one day they will breed. I'll become the saviour of the earth when I re-populate the clips back into the wild behind your back
bringing joy to millions of people



Pah.....they tried that on Abraximus 8 with little success.

I suspect you've kept the red paperclips haven't you? Well, it's a beginners mistake - they interfere with the mating process, you see. You'll never create a viable population if you've kept the red paperclips in with the rest.

As I am a benevolent omnipotent being, I grant thee license to keep a small grouping of multi-coloured paperclips (known colloquially as a "chain") for personal pleasure only.

However, any attempt at further insolence or "Saviour of the Earth" type plans will be harshly dealt with. I have a wet leek here with your name on it young man. Do we have an understanding?
 

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QUOTE(choccymonster @ 5 Nov 2009, 02:50 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>


Pah.....they tried that on Abraximus 8 with little success.

I suspect you've kept the red paperclips haven't you? Well, it's a beginners mistake - they interfere with the mating process, you see. You'll never create a viable population if you've kept the red paperclips in with the rest.

As I am a benevolent omnipotent being, I grant thee license to keep a small grouping of multi-coloured paperclips (known colloquially as a "chain") for personal pleasure only.

However, any attempt at further insolence or "Saviour of the Earth" type plans will be harshly dealt with. I have a wet leek here with your name on it young man. Do we have an understanding?


Darn, didn't know about the red ones
. Agreed, I shall keep a few for my own personal entertainment, you may take my name off the leak Mr President sir
 

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QUOTE(Ryan @ 5 Nov 2009, 02:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Darn, didn't know about the red ones
. Agreed, I shall keep a few for my own personal entertainment, you may take my name off the leak Mr President sir


OK.


(suddenly realises with great frustration that black permanent marker is chuffing difficult to wipe off damp leeks....
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