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ALL HAIL THE CHOC-STER
That pic captures his best side as well!
Choccymontser Taking Over
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We'll it looks like the President Of The Universe is slowly taking over the world from his cave. He's got a picture of himself on the Google front page
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Whats next?
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Whats next?
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ALL HAIL THE CHOC-STER
That pic captures his best side as well!
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I saw this and immediately thought of Dave.
I always thought this "President of the Universe" tag was just a joke. Now I'm not so sure!
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I always thought this "President of the Universe" tag was just a joke. Now I'm not so sure!
Maybe it was something to do with his trip into "south central" territory the other day
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we shall have to keep a close eye on this one
Oh for the love of god, is there anyway to escape this man!!!!!
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Oh well folks, we all may as well just accept life as one of choccymonsters minions, here to do his bidding.
All hail Choccymonster
QUOTE(hugo2631 @ 5 Nov 2009, 09:27 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Oh for the love of god, is there anyway to escape this man!!!!!
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QUOTE(hugo2631 @ 5 Nov 2009, 09:27 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Oh for the love of god, is there anyway to escape this man!!!!!
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Huw, I think it's "Hot Fuzz" time
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Huw, I think it's "Hot Fuzz" time
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...I, for one, welcome our new choccy-eating overlords...
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All hail CHOCCYMONSTER
Mind you, I am interested in seeing Hugos' 'Hot Fuzz' moment so if you could record it I would be grateful
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QUOTE(Chaz @ 5 Nov 2009, 01:27 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Mind you, I am interested in seeing Hugos' 'Hot Fuzz' moment so if you could record it I would be grateful
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The "President of the Universe" does have a weakness
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, coppers jumping out at him from behind parked cars
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you'd think he could eat with his mouth closed too
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HUGO
The "President of the Universe" does have a weakness
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LoL, Loved it when I saw the google home page this morning!
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Sol's got it spot on - Welcome out Choocy Eating Overlord
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Sol's got it spot on - Welcome out Choocy Eating Overlord
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QUOTE(hugo2631 @ 5 Nov 2009, 09:27 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Oh for the love of man, is there anyway to escape this god!!!!!
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Edited For Accuracy....
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<sits quietly on his velvet lined throne, drawing his evil cape around him laughing softly.
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Reaches for his "Fisher Price Book of Universe Conquering - Fully Padded and Laminated Edition" and ticks off "Item Number 13,487 - Bring Google to it's knees". Ponders his plan for "Item Number 13,488 - Ban Multi-Coloured Paperclips" and very slowly, and very deliberately, smiles an evil smile.......>
Edited For Accuracy....
<sits quietly on his velvet lined throne, drawing his evil cape around him laughing softly.
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Nooooo, not the paperclips
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I don't know what I'd do without multi coloured paperclips.
Please sir, can't you think of anything else
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PLEASE
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Please sir, can't you think of anything else
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QUOTE(Ryan @ 5 Nov 2009, 02:13 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Nooooo, not the paperclips
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I don't know what I'd do without multi coloured paperclips.
Please sir, can't you think of anything else
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Silence, you impertinent Earthling!!
You brought it on yourself with your persistent petulance.
Do they have multi-coloured paperclips on Venus? No. Do you hear anyone from Venus complaining? No.
It's always the bleedin' same with you "Earthies". It's all "Oooh, poor little me. Look at poor little me and my ornately coloured paper collating devices. Boo hoo."
Well, I've had enough. They're going. You'll have to find something else to eject your stuck CD's with.
Please sir, can't you think of anything else
Silence, you impertinent Earthling!!
You brought it on yourself with your persistent petulance.
Do they have multi-coloured paperclips on Venus? No. Do you hear anyone from Venus complaining? No.
It's always the bleedin' same with you "Earthies". It's all "Oooh, poor little me. Look at poor little me and my ornately coloured paper collating devices. Boo hoo."
Well, I've had enough. They're going. You'll have to find something else to eject your stuck CD's with.
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QUOTE(choccymonster @ 5 Nov 2009, 02:23 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Silence, you impertinent Earthling!!
You brought it on yourself with your persistent petulance.
Do they have multi-coloured paperclips on Venus? No. Do you hear anyone from Venus complaining? No.
It's always the bleedin' same with you "Earthies". It's all "Oooh, poor little me. Look at poor little me and my ornately coloured paper collating devices. Boo hoo."
Well, I've had enough. They're going. You'll have to find something else to eject your stuck CD's with.
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Dave, Have you been eating too many Blue Smarties today?!
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You brought it on yourself with your persistent petulance.
Do they have multi-coloured paperclips on Venus? No. Do you hear anyone from Venus complaining? No.
It's always the bleedin' same with you "Earthies". It's all "Oooh, poor little me. Look at poor little me and my ornately coloured paper collating devices. Boo hoo."
Well, I've had enough. They're going. You'll have to find something else to eject your stuck CD's with.
Dave, Have you been eating too many Blue Smarties today?!
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You EVIL man
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.........you'll never totally wipe out multi-coloured paper clips as I have come up with a cunning plan
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. I have hidden my treasured clips away, somewhere you'll never find them in the vain hope that one day they will breed. I'll become the saviour of the earth when I re-populate the clips back into the wild behind your back
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bringing joy to millions of people
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QUOTE(Ryan @ 5 Nov 2009, 02:39 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>You EVIL man
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.........you'll never totally wipe out multi-coloured paper clips as I have come up with a cunning plan
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. I have hidden my treasured clips away, somewhere you'll never find them in the vain hope that one day they will breed. I'll become the saviour of the earth when I re-populate the clips back into the wild behind your back
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bringing joy to millions of people
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Pah.....they tried that on Abraximus 8 with little success.
I suspect you've kept the red paperclips haven't you? Well, it's a beginners mistake - they interfere with the mating process, you see. You'll never create a viable population if you've kept the red paperclips in with the rest.
As I am a benevolent omnipotent being, I grant thee license to keep a small grouping of multi-coloured paperclips (known colloquially as a "chain") for personal pleasure only.
However, any attempt at further insolence or "Saviour of the Earth" type plans will be harshly dealt with. I have a wet leek here with your name on it young man. Do we have an understanding?
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Pah.....they tried that on Abraximus 8 with little success.
I suspect you've kept the red paperclips haven't you? Well, it's a beginners mistake - they interfere with the mating process, you see. You'll never create a viable population if you've kept the red paperclips in with the rest.
As I am a benevolent omnipotent being, I grant thee license to keep a small grouping of multi-coloured paperclips (known colloquially as a "chain") for personal pleasure only.
However, any attempt at further insolence or "Saviour of the Earth" type plans will be harshly dealt with. I have a wet leek here with your name on it young man. Do we have an understanding?
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QUOTE(choccymonster @ 5 Nov 2009, 02:50 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
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Pah.....they tried that on Abraximus 8 with little success.
I suspect you've kept the red paperclips haven't you? Well, it's a beginners mistake - they interfere with the mating process, you see. You'll never create a viable population if you've kept the red paperclips in with the rest.
As I am a benevolent omnipotent being, I grant thee license to keep a small grouping of multi-coloured paperclips (known colloquially as a "chain") for personal pleasure only.
However, any attempt at further insolence or "Saviour of the Earth" type plans will be harshly dealt with. I have a wet leek here with your name on it young man. Do we have an understanding?
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Darn, didn't know about the red ones
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. Agreed, I shall keep a few for my own personal entertainment, you may take my name off the leak Mr President sir
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Pah.....they tried that on Abraximus 8 with little success.
I suspect you've kept the red paperclips haven't you? Well, it's a beginners mistake - they interfere with the mating process, you see. You'll never create a viable population if you've kept the red paperclips in with the rest.
As I am a benevolent omnipotent being, I grant thee license to keep a small grouping of multi-coloured paperclips (known colloquially as a "chain") for personal pleasure only.
However, any attempt at further insolence or "Saviour of the Earth" type plans will be harshly dealt with. I have a wet leek here with your name on it young man. Do we have an understanding?
Darn, didn't know about the red ones
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QUOTE(Ryan @ 5 Nov 2009, 02:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Darn, didn't know about the red ones
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. Agreed, I shall keep a few for my own personal entertainment, you may take my name off the leak Mr President sir
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OK.
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(suddenly realises with great frustration that black permanent marker is chuffing difficult to wipe off damp leeks....
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OK.
(suddenly realises with great frustration that black permanent marker is chuffing difficult to wipe off damp leeks....
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