I'm now a happy bunny I have a quick car in good nick and it reminds me of my youth. It takes off like a rapist caught in the act. It freaks out the merc, bmw and audi fools who think an expensive badge makes them good, or at least look it
Then it all goes pear shaped !!
I find FOCUSSTOC.COM and it all starts going wrong. No longer do i have a slightly hefty fuel bill. Oh no !! I have a mistress who just won't stop spending my money !!
I read about people's exploits with their ST's. I see pictures of modifications. I see videos of exhaust systems.... it just keeps going !! I have no mechanical or technical skill at all, but i find myself looking for tools. What am i going to do with them? I don't have a garage, I don't have anywhere to store tools... i don't have anywhere to work on my car... so why have I spent so much on tools i neither have the skill or knowledge to use ????
Then.... then it takes another twist... and yes (dear reader) for the worse !!
I find club sponsors... evil, evil, evil....... they are, collectively, the spawn of Satan! They parade in front of me with their bright, shiny, go faster parts... like polished naughty bits... right there.. just one click away..... Noooooooooooo !!!
At this point, with my bank manager, and indian call centre credit card 'agent', shouting at me STOP ! STOP ! STOP ! I discover the final, and fatal 'coupe de gras' in the form of Group Buys!!
Oh, how did so much stuff become available for one car? Why did I do this? I could be comfortable in a mid sized diesel saloon trundling up and down the country, but no... I'm hooked.... I must get more shiny, go faster things... i need more things... shiny... go faster... stop quicker...stop slippy clutch... shine brighter... noooooooooo !!
I need an alcoholics anonymous for ST owners... I need help... someone stop me......
A forlorn, skint
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